Sep 22
Holiday season of 1978, Mr. Lucas gives us the Star Wars Holiday Special. In it, we learn:
- Chewbacca has a father named Itchy and a son named Lumpy
- Maude actually works and sings at the Mos Eisley cantina
- Ed Norton is now somehow cleaning sewers in the Star Wars universe
- Jefferson Starship has a gig on the Death Star
- Chewie has a holographic home version of the Cirque Du Soliel
- Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher, and Harrison Ford will do ANYTHING for money
This makes the Turkish Star Wars look like Gone with the Wind.
You can order it here, if you dare.
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